So here’s some ideas we (mainly Matt) came up with the other day. Please note that we’re probably just trolling you and none of this will ever be canon. Probably.

• The Doctor will regenerate into the Old Spice guy.
• The Roid Rage pony from Hurricane Fluttershy is going to be the next companion.
• The TARDIS’ chameleon circuit now has a default setting for “Princess Luna.”
• And Sexy is now in a lesbian relationship with Queen Chrysalis.
• The Elements of Harmony are now replaced by the Power Rangers.
• Twilight Sparkle is actually the daughter of Captain Jack Harkness and Luna, but Celestia wants to hide the truth.
• Oh and everything exists within the mind of Shinji Ikari
• Fluttershy writhes with envy that Applejack has achieved her dream of being a tree.
• Lyra is actually Viva’s daughter, but was conceived in the TARDIS, and regenerates into a human.
• The Cutie Mark Crusaders get their cutie marks… and they’re shaped like Cutie Marks. A movie is made about their lives titled “Cutieception.”
• Rainbow Dash and Jack Harkness go out on three dates but decide they’re not compatible, splitting apart without any tears or drama. Fanfiction spontaneously explodes from the thought of not pairing Rainbow Dash with someone.
• Big McIntosh falls in love with Tom. Their kids are horrifying pony-shaped golems that consume flesh.
• Pinkie Pie becomes a Dungeons and Dragons addict
• Pinkie Pie is Haruhi Suzumiah
• Rarity is assimilated into the Borg collective. She becomes supreme Queen in a matter of hours.
• C’thulu decides to elope with Steven Magnet.
• Little Strongheart falls into an illicit three-way relationship with Braeburn and Sherrif Silver Star.
• Spitfire becomes a Sky Pirate, with the rest of the Wonderbolts serving as her loyal crew in a sky ship made of clouds.

Basically, this is what would happen if Discord started writing our scripts.